22 7 / 2014

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

(via goremet)

22 7 / 2014

megamintcat:


ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via spinningravenclaw)

22 7 / 2014

overlysassybitch:

tundrasretreat:

Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub

AOSJDAOSJD BABY

Ok, it’s so big I didn’t realise it was a bathtub until I read it.

(Source: im-cool-like-that, via spinningravenclaw)

22 7 / 2014

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

(Source: lordheck, via spinningravenclaw)

22 7 / 2014

chucklestheboywonder:


WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

(Source: mothersnewsofficial, via mondo-s)

22 7 / 2014

itsdirkstrider:

candiedrust:

ww-swagabond:

helpfulharrie:

delcat:

arcanime:

hey, if you’ve ever wanted to learn how to make a gif but doing it traditionally in photoshop is too hard, you should look at this.
gifcam is an app designed to make making gifs easy. all you have to do to record a gif is size the window and hit record. it has a built in editor and it saves with low filesizes and many options.
the best thing about the whole deal is that its completely free. yeah. thats right. you wont pay for anything and you’ll never have to
you can download gifcam here, and if you want, you could reblog to spread the word about this awesome software

I have been given unreasonable power

Do not download this or visit the site, it is full of viruses and malware.

which is sad because its an actual legit and good piece of software. People just keep spreading the virus one

a link to one without viruses would be nice

READ
SAFE LINK (tested by myself)

itsdirkstrider:

candiedrust:

ww-swagabond:

helpfulharrie:

delcat:

arcanime:

hey, if you’ve ever wanted to learn how to make a gif but doing it traditionally in photoshop is too hard, you should look at this.

gifcam is an app designed to make making gifs easy. all you have to do to record a gif is size the window and hit record. it has a built in editor and it saves with low filesizes and many options.

the best thing about the whole deal is that its completely free. yeah. thats right. you wont pay for anything and you’ll never have to

you can download gifcam here, and if you want, you could reblog to spread the word about this awesome software

I have been given unreasonable power

Do not download this or visit the site, it is full of viruses and malware.

which is sad because its an actual legit and good piece of software. People just keep spreading the virus one

a link to one without viruses would be nice

READ

SAFE LINK (tested by myself)

(via dimensionslip)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

bergamonster:

scoutregimentkarkat:

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY

hehwhaaaaaat why not??

(via floatslikebricks)

22 7 / 2014

awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

awwww-cute:

Four paws make the best pillow

(via objectionaffection)

22 7 / 2014

craftsnrats:

Handmade Pterodactyls - Olive/Blue and Mint/Coral

(Source: etsy.com, via pizoxuat)